COOKWARE
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$COOKWARE Robinhood Chain Community takeover
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Tokenized cookware.
It pays a dividend.

3% of every swap becomes $HOOD and goes straight into holders' wallets. No claim button, no staking, no lock-up. The chain does it on its own.

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Market cap
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Fully diluted · —
Volume · 24h
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— swaps
Liquidity
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Uniswap v3 pool
Holders
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wallets in the queue
Dividends paid
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$HOOD · all-time

About

Vlad forgot to pitch it.
We didn't.

In August 2025 the CEO of Robinhood laid out a future where everything gets tokenized, then named the one thing he left out. A year later he shipped the chain. Somebody had to finish the sentence.

“Forgot to pitch tokenized cookware. Next time.”
Vlad Tenev · CEO, Robinhood · 13 Aug 2025

There was no next time. So the pot got built on the chain he made, and it pays out in the ticker he trades under. The joke has a mechanism attached.

This is a community takeover. The original deployer walked. Holders took the socials, the site and the direction. The contract itself was never up for a vote — it's immutable and unchanged.

Dividends

Paid on every swap.
Sent, not claimed.

A brokerage pays dividends quarterly and makes you wait. This contract pays whenever somebody trades, and delivers it while you're asleep.

  1. 01
    Somebody swaps
    Any buy or sell of $COOKWARE on Uniswap, on Robinhood Chain.
  2. 02
    The pot takes its cut
    A flat 3%, skimmed by the contract. Same on the way in, same on the way out.
  3. 03
    Copper becomes $HOOD
    80% of that cut is swapped into $HOOD and handed to the dividend tracker.
  4. 04
    The tracker pays you
    It walks the holder queue and pushes $HOOD into wallets. You never sign anything.

Total paid to holders

0HOOD

All-time, since the takeover · refreshes every 30s

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Payouts are a function of volume. Quiet tape, quiet pot — there is no schedule and nobody topping it up by hand.

Tokenomics

Three numbers. That's all of it.

No vesting cliffs, no treasury multisig, no ecosystem fund. If it isn't on this list, it doesn't exist.

Tax · buy and sell

3%

Identical in both directions, written into the contract rather than into a promise. Sell pressure funds the same pot that buy pressure does.

Of the tax → dividends

80%

Converted to $HOOD and pushed out to every qualifying wallet. Your cut is simply your share of the supply.

Of the tax → liquidity

20%

Fed back into the pool on every trade. The floor thickens as volume arrives. The pot only gets deeper.

Your position

Don't trust us. Read the chain.

Paste an address and the page reads it straight off Robinhood Chain. Read-only — no wallet connection, no signature, nothing to approve.

Account statement

Live from the dividend tracker

How to buy

Two minutes, if your wallet already knows the chain.

Verify the address against our official channels before you send anything anywhere. Clones with identical names and logos are common on a new chain.

Contract

0x315a404872ae8d4fad6939461a4ab0b691817777
STEP 01
Add the chain

Add Robinhood Chain to MetaMask, Rabby or Backpack. Gas is paid in ETH — there is no native chain token, whatever a Telegram DM tells you.

STEP 02
Bridge some ETH

Keep a little back for gas and bring only what you're comfortable losing. This is a memecoin, not a savings account.

STEP 03
Swap and sit

Paste the address into Uniswap, set slippage around 5% to clear the 3% tax, and swap. The $HOOD starts finding you on its own.

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Answers

The questions people actually ask

No, and there's no claim button anywhere on this site. The dividend tracker works through the holder queue as trades come in and pushes $HOOD directly into your wallet. "Queued for next push" above is what's been credited but not yet sent — it clears itself. Hold and ignore it.

Three usual reasons. The queue hasn't reached you yet — it moves in gas-limited batches on each trade. Volume has been quiet, so there's nothing to split. Or your balance is under the minimum the tracker counts, in which case the panel above tells you outright.

Community takeover. The original deployer stopped showing up, so holders picked up the socials, the site and the direction. Nobody is being paid to post here. The contract is unchanged and immutable — that part was never up for a vote.

Because the pot has to be fed from both sides or it isn't a pot. Sellers pay for the exit and that payment lands with the people who stayed. It's the only mechanism here, and it's the same 3% you paid on the way in.

Not remotely. Robinhood the company has nothing to do with this token, this site, or anyone in the group chat. It's a memecoin that runs on their chain and pays out in their ticker, built by strangers who thought a joke deserved a working mechanism.

Plenty. Dividends are a function of volume — when trading stops, payouts stop. Liquidity on a young chain is thin, so a single large seller moves the price hard. Check how concentrated the holders are on the explorer before you size anything, and treat the whole thing as money you can afford to lose.